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legs of women that can control/manipulate and even seduce a guy(or more if possible)
That stunning lady in red has got killer legs..
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A condition that occurs in the legs when too much time has been spent on an uncomfortable toilet seat. A restriction in blood flow causes the legs to numb causing temporary paralysis in the legs making it nearly impossible to walk.
Hey, check out rob coming out of the shitter yo, looks like he's got dat zombie leg! He's draggin his feet!
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When someone's legs are so pale, that people are blinded by how white and bright they are when the person wears shorts and/or shows off their legs.
After a long winter when I could start wearing shorts, my Jesus Legs were so bad, the reflection burned my friend's eyebrows off.
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The signs on pavements (holding road names and roundabout exits etc...) that have two ‘legs’ are called Battyman legs. If you walk through them you gotta stay in the battyman’s protection. You are now gay.
Guy1: Hey man, wtf are battyman legs?!
Guy2: those road signs on the pavements that have 2 ‘legs’.
Guy1: And I can’t walk through them because....
Guy2: coz they’re the battyman’s Legs bro... if you walk through them you’re gonna be gay.
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An individual with clumsy legs, or actually has dildos for legs.
Run dildo legs. RUN.
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If you get harmed physically or mentally in anyway just yell "my leg!"
"Spongebob, be careful wit- *dink* *ripping sound* MY LEG!"
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The horrible smell between your leg and scrotum on a male, and the vagina and leg for a female. It will normally have a cheesy, pungent stench.
“Jesus Christ, your leg stench is atrocious today!”
“Yeah, I know. Must be from the heat.”