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salty liver

When you consume way too much alcohol that's your liver gets mad at you.

Jerry drank 16 pints of cold brew last night, he definitely caught a *Salty Liver*

by _SirHumble January 5, 2023


liver math

Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.

Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.

Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.

Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."

Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."

Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."

by mrbean34 March 10, 2014


belly liver

A archaic word for coward. Most commonly used in Old west times.

What a belly liver chicken shit !

by Rebais11 September 3, 2015


Lambs Livers

Canadian Author, who at the age of 26 murdered his biological father ( Steven Livers ) for stealing a book idea. Lambs Livers subsequently sold the story for a lump sum of cash.

Lambs Livers is now serving out a 15 year prison term for 2nd degree murder in Kingston, Ontario.

by Sandra Olms September 2, 2008


liver

A person that lives to the full extend.

James: "I was dead drunk yesterday!"
William: "Damn... You are a real liver!"

by longschlongman1337 February 28, 2023


Liver

Noun. Lowkey beef. When two people both dont like each other but neither one knows it.

Adam and I dont have beef, we have liver. But dont tell him.

by Nunna903 December 28, 2023


liver

to deliver a kick directly into someone's liver

If you don't stop talking shit I'll liver you.

by blancadillo January 25, 2023