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Lobster Trap

A "Lobster Trap" refers to a woman frequently infested with "crabs" and other sexually transmitted external parasites. Alternately, it refers to the genital region of a promiscuous and/or unclean female.

You don't want what she got! She ain't nothin' but a lobster trap!

Alternate usage:

I gotta hit that! I don't care if she's packing a lobster trap!

by The Blind Left-Handed Abbot February 10, 2007

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Tucson lobster

n. A species of usually college aged girls from the state of Arizona who tend to infest Southern California whenever the heat becomes unbearable in the desert. The Arizona sun gives them their lobster complexion and they spend their vacations driving badly, getting shitbag wasted in clubs and crowding California beaches.

It's spring break in San Diego, let's go bag some Tucson lobsters!

by G.I. Nigel August 25, 2010

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Copper Lobster

A copper Lobster is a person that is very cheap. They prefer to waste time to get the best deal and usually still never purchase. AKA a penny Pincher.

Tom asked to split a meal with his dinner date because he wanted to save two dollars. Tom is a copper lobster

by KING COPPER October 24, 2008


snack lobstering

1. The actual act of snacking on lobster, i.e., consuming lobster as a snack.

2. Another way to describe cunnilingus.

1. I enjoyed a wonderful evening at a winery in Niagara, where snack-lobstering and tasting wonderful wines were the main event.
2. I was hoping I could convince her to participate in a little snack lobstering at my parents' house after the movie.

by Dr HYH July 8, 2010


muddy lobster

Inserting fingers into a partners anus and pinching.

Last nigh I stuck my fingers in Jill's ass and did the muddy lobster

by Muddy Lobster August 8, 2014


foot lobster

When you and your friend play footsie at Red Lobster and the winner uses the lobster cracker on the loser's toes

Yo, I was eatin my crab and all of a sudden Jeremy played foot lobster with me! I gave him a thrashing after that.

by catsh8dogs January 4, 2017


Lobster Lady

A woman with a huge ass. All the meat is in the tail. not meant to be a compliment.

The lobster lady at the buffet was epic. she shook the floor when she stept.

by CodyAAA May 21, 2014