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A man who has a big sweaty throbbing horse dick and doesn’t get insecure about his penis size and doesn’t go on urban dictionary to lie to himself and others. It’s big. I’m not lying.
Emilio Lopez I has a dick that is not small and not micro. He is secure in himself and doesn’t need other’s approval
The coolest man on earth. A combination of George Lopez and Barack Obama. Anybody with eyes can see that he is clearly above us all.
Guy 1 - "yo dude im fucking #1!!"
Guy 2 - "no i think you're forgetting somebody...."
Guy 1 - "oh duhh i forgot barack lopez sorry man"
Guy 2 - "its okay you're a close #2"
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A no talented souless greedy celebrity who only cares about herself and her money and does nothing to help poor hispanic communities in America
I am jennifer lopez and i am going to join scientology only for my career and to have an alien baby
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a fat assed bitch that probly has an ass hole too big to pleasure the largest penises
jennifer lopez hasn't any tread left on those tires, its like throwing a hot dog in a hallway
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Used in the movie Deuce Bigelow 2 as a euphamism for a sexual act. The act is never defined, but I would assume it is a funny modification of the term "Dirty Sanchez."
Dirty = Filthy
Sanchez = Lopez
Filthy Lopez = Dirty Sanchez
Look up Dirty Sanchez for definition
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The tall puerto rican that lives down the street from you and looks just like weezy
Emmanuel lopez lives down the street from me and looks like weezy
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The act of leaving a shit eyebrow on a girl's forehead.
That bitch at the salon used so much eyebrow pencil that it looked like she gave me a Dirty Lopez.
My cock was so covered in shit that I could give her a Dirty Sanchez and a Dirty Lopez.
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