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A bitchass nigga that’s on some gay ass shit and randomly ejaculates into other niggas coffee for no reason other than the fact that he’s a bitchass nigga
I caught Sam Lopez cumming into another niggas coffee this morning
The coolest man on earth. A combination of George Lopez and Barack Obama. Anybody with eyes can see that he is clearly above us all.
Guy 1 - "yo dude im fucking #1!!"
Guy 2 - "no i think you're forgetting somebody...."
Guy 1 - "oh duhh i forgot barack lopez sorry man"
Guy 2 - "its okay you're a close #2"
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A no talented souless greedy celebrity who only cares about herself and her money and does nothing to help poor hispanic communities in America
I am jennifer lopez and i am going to join scientology only for my career and to have an alien baby
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a fat assed bitch that probly has an ass hole too big to pleasure the largest penises
jennifer lopez hasn't any tread left on those tires, its like throwing a hot dog in a hallway
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Used in the movie Deuce Bigelow 2 as a euphamism for a sexual act. The act is never defined, but I would assume it is a funny modification of the term "Dirty Sanchez."
Dirty = Filthy
Sanchez = Lopez
Filthy Lopez = Dirty Sanchez
Look up Dirty Sanchez for definition
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The act of leaving a shit eyebrow on a girl's forehead.
That bitch at the salon used so much eyebrow pencil that it looked like she gave me a Dirty Lopez.
My cock was so covered in shit that I could give her a Dirty Sanchez and a Dirty Lopez.
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The tall puerto rican that lives down the street from you and looks just like weezy
Emmanuel lopez lives down the street from me and looks like weezy
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