Rural Dictionary

mad haggard

1) Whenever things get rough beyond all reasonable standards. An expression of an inability to make any headway against the fundamental ridiculousness of a shitty situation.

Pioneered by Adam and Josiah about halfway through a confusing trip in Eugene, OR, it quickly became a useful, though somewhat overused, descriptor for a lot the crap that life throws at you. It also evolved into a universal adjective to directly describe people and things as well as situations. Sometimes shortened to MH.

2) Can be used as a reply to a complaint. In this form it is descriptive, but takes on the additional sense of empathizing with the speaker, while also tacitly admitting that there isn't anything that can be done about the hopelessly fucked up situ.

A: "My shoes are untied, my headphones are all tangled, I can't find my shit, my nose is running and I don't know which way is up. I feel like a bag lady."
J: "Mad haggard, yo!"

"Damn, Roland is really pissing me off with all the bullshit he's making us do. Mad haggard--i'mma quit soon."

"George Bush is mad haggard."

J: "This sucks."
A: "MH."

by Adamator November 14, 2006

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Mad RLT

Mad Respect Lifetime

A term used when describing something that is outrageously amazing. Often used in games such as meider ball, basketball, road puck and many more...

Wow, what a shot, thats Mad RLT

by Randall tha meisterrrrr July 22, 2011

Mad Kow

A female human who endeavors to manipulate, degrade, distort, slander, or undermine other surrounding females despite the utter lack of environmental benefits or positive personal consequences.

Fu**, will someone please put these Mad Kows out of their misery?

by Third String Leather January 28, 2023