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Mage Status

When you consume enough cans of beer so that when they are stacked one on top of another, they surpass your height. The stack of beer cans is taped together to create a staff - the ultimate symbol of drinking intenseness. Once mage status is reached, that person is a guaranteed boss.

Also known as Wizard Status.

-Fuck boys we are so gonna acchieve mage status tommorow.

-What a boss, he acchieved mage status

by ...riel... April 14, 2011


The Goddess Mage

This is a goddess, she's very important to this planet. She's so awesome. Pray to her, and a reward shall be offered. She hears the good and bad. She definitely won't punish you for the bad :)

We all love her.

The goddess Mage is really important to this planet.

I pray the The Goddess Mage

by The goddess Mage's follower August 14, 2021


Harold Magee

A bald man. He always sits on the bed and asks his wife when they eating chicken. He like water melon, and sounds like a ghost at times.

Trey!!! What the- What the- What The- I'm Harold Magee

Wow, look at him. He's bald. Such a Harold Magee.

by 99Pounds September 25, 2023


Luminaire Mage

Noun- 1.The God of all Ultimate Pleasure

"Oh thank Luminaire Mage...If it weren't for him, last night's sex would have been terror!"

by Lumi June 27, 2003


Squeak Magee

The type of diarreah used in the act of johnning. You must take a lot of laxatives to achieve this watery like cosnsistensy of shit.

Dude I got squeak magee last night... I took a whole pack of laxatives!

by mudbar26 January 9, 2018


dragon mage

A game created by Red X Productions using RPG Maker XP, whos creators are all 14 years old. Well excepted by critics and members of thier local high school.

Did you hear about that game, Dragon Mage?
I heard it was kick-ass

by Scott Hampton October 3, 2007


Red Mage

A male child who loves to post below-average Minecraff videos and leech of fame off of a Final Fantasy character. He is also considered to be a “meanie bum bum

Did you hear about that red mage channel? He posted a new video, but I personally hated it.

by Fordobread May 3, 2018