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the act of shitting on a girls chest while having seran rap on chest than pulling it up and funneling it into her mouth
i was over andrew p's house the other day and we were bored so he gave me a steaming manchester and after that, i felt like -1,000,000 dollars
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A football team in England. Currently the most supported team in the world. Anyone who says Liverpool are better are scouse Bastards and should come down to Manchester and fight me.
Manchester United are the best team in the UK
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An advertising and merchandise team based in the North-West of England. Their rival is Manchester City but the difference is that Machester City is actually a football team. They spend their profits on ridiculously overpriced players in a football "club". Despite them, however, they are only 6th in the Premier League table (impressive, I must say). Their manager is the second most hated manager in the Premier League (Arsen Wenger as first). They eventually plan to kill football and steal every good player in the world for themselves. After that, they'll attempt world domination and build massive robots of mass destruction and wipe us all out. Goodbye world, it was good while it lasted...
Person A: "I'm quite sure Manchester United is more like a rich store nowadays.."
Manchester United: "Fuck you"
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Also known as "bottlejobs". A football club that was created in 2011 by rich Arabs. Since then, the club won 5 premier leagues but not a single european trophy 😹. Their fans are mostly invisible.
Here's an argument the majority of Man City's "fans" use:
Liverpool fan: Hahaha you lost the champions League final
Manchester City fan: Where are your premier leagues?
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A tried and tested method of getting somebody from Manchester to shut up for 5 minutes. A muzzle is the name given to a fart filled pint glass placed over the mouth of a Manc and inhaled. Rowey mastered the muzzle in Nottingham taking in a full lung full of Ammo's finest muzzle gas.
Ammo: Rowey.....get your mouth round this manchester muzzle you manc twat!
Manc: Alrate pal gis a toot on that bad boy!
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Best team on the planet. Filled with quality in every position.
Fan 1: Did you see the Manchester City game?
Fan 2: Yeah, we destroyed them.
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During a lap dance; a stipper allows the client to insert one or more fingers into her pussy. Once inside you go "fishing" with a come here motion. The best part is the bouncers don't BOOT you out!
So baby would you like a dance?
Sure, can I do the Manchester Fish Hook?
Absoultely, I love fishing.