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This is a particular aspect of alien life-forms known only to teens born after 1990. It is an extremely popular topic of discussion, particularly between couples. Unfortunately, it cannot be understood by older age groups.
Teen: Can I use the car?
Parent: What are you going to do with the car?
Teen: I'm going to meet some friends.
Parent: Well, what are you guys doing?
Teen: We are discussing the Verbatim of Mars.
Parent: Oh, OK. See you later.
A short, petite, feisty grandma who cooks great food. Don't let her size fool you. She will take you down even if it means getting her ribs broken. She thinks that she is too young to be a grandma, so she made up this fancy name. Every kid needs a wee-mar.
Wee-mar, feed me! Wee-mar, can I come to visit you? Wee-mar, spoil me rotten.
He is a real guy from Kyiv. As as wise as an owl, he has a diamond heart and sexy body. He's basically perfection in human form.
Oh, look! This is Artur Mars!!!
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Getting high/stoned/baked off of weed.
Guy 1: "Duuuuuuuuuude, I'm going to mars on a one-way trip."
Guy 2: "Pass that shit."
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Code word meaning to catch a grenade for one of your fellow bros (ie Wingman).
Last night, that fat bitch was annoying the hell out of Joe and I was feeling pretty charitable, so I told him "Bruno Mars" and distracted her til we were ready to bounce.
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A wing-man who will catch a grenade for you. Grenade meaning an ugly girl.
Michael: Last night Henry was a fucking awesome Bruno Mars...
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The absolute most kick-ass band ever to be around. Their own style of original music. Real music that is shunned by MTV pissers.
What the fuck is that shitty music? Fuck you, that's Mars Volta, greatest band ever.
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