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When a man gets pegged and doesn’t use enough lube it makes his rectum bleed
Did you hear Racheal gave Michael a bloody Marty
Jose . ..a guy that loses money to Marty in pool
Jose is Martys bitch
Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.
Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.
It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."
Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
hardcore incel that has hentai merch in the deepest darkest parts of his closet. Is a little too obsessed with the japanese culture and is a racist bitch who has memorized a girls address scaringly perfectly.
“I love japan, i’m obsessed with japan!”
“You are marti, i’m socially distancing from you”
Marti is the biggest chad in the world. He has sex 24/7 and can bench press up to 10 tons
That guy is a Marti. Dont mess with him
Hes the cutest kid ever, loving, kind, funny and will always offer a helping hand, he also has DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF COCK AND BALLS ITS RADIOACTIVE EVERYONE TRYNA GET IN HIS PANTS
Look man a marti hide ur daughters n go hide, I WANT HIM FOR ME
1) Marti (v): The most reasonable way to get around, especially in congested cities while helping out the environment.
2) Marti (n): Another version of the word "micromobility", but only wayyy cooler.
Marti gets you going... fast!
Person 1: Hey man, I think I am running a little late.
Person 2: Dude, just Marti over here!