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When you leave a fart at a restruant in the smal room between the outside and the main building.
Man 1: Dude, you moved pretty fast to leave the restruant.
Man 2: Yeah. Someone left a Door Mat and it smells terrible.
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When a salty sea-men who is rather aroused reveales his buttocks and proceeds to rub them on a brand new fresh mat, if sniffed, the mat smells of resin.
Salt: "Resin mat, you dont know the story of the resin maaat"
Prez.: *sniff sniff* "smells like resin"
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An abbreviation for Maternity Leave.
She is about to have her baby and start her Mat Leave.
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The word Welcome traces its roots in Old English to constituent parts meaning desire and coming and the word Mat has English roots tracing to a comfortable thing laid on the floor to lie on and in Greek for the human eye.
Youβre welcome mat sweetheartβ¦
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It has been a while and Connie's smash mat resembled a sasquatch
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When you leave everyone at the party to go passout in your with your clothes still on and not realy saying anything. Aways after a night of drinking.
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