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Creep; sleazy guy.
A Matthew is any guy who makes unwanted advances on a girl and is, for the most part, a creeper.
This can be broadened to include any guy who is generally weird and who you would not want invading your personal space.
Girl 1: Were there any babes at that party last night?
Girl 2: Nah, they were all total Matthews.
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A sexy ass dude who can be friends with anyone and is just plain cool
Damn I wish I knew Someone like Matthews matthews
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Matthew is a fuckboy. Matthew only wants you when your taken. Matthew is an asshole who deserves to burn in the eternal depths of hell
Person1: my ex is such a dick
Person2: sounds like a matthew to me
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A sexy man who can cause ladies to swoon over him. He has his way with treating a girl.
girl: your boyfriend is so good. He fits his name. Oh that matthew
girl 1: bitch he is mine!!!
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Matthew is a redneck midget who chews tobacco, and hits on his girlfriend's best friend.
Matthew: "Hey baby come give me some tongue."
Girlfriend: "Eww gross you just put in some dip!!"
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A retarded person who is missing an appendage.
"he became a matthew after stepping on a landmine"
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