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When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught
Me and the boys went “spreading mayonnaise” in a gated community.
When a guy's cum runs down the side of his dick and he tells the gorilla of his dreams to eat it like a banana.
Hey, Magilla, come eat this mayonnaise banana.
noun; the act of cuddling after sexual intercourse without washing the genitals and/or bed linens.
"The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."
"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."
"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."
The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.
I did the mayonnaise packet with my partner! It was a very intimate experience!
When you are fucking a girl and you finish on her chest, only to collapse from complete and utter exhaustion on top of her. You and the girl are the bread, and your cum is the Mayo
"Yo dude! How did you go last night?"
"Yeah I got some. At the end we became a Mayonnaise Sandwich"
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Mayonnaise that has expired or is in distaste to one.
Slang for semen.
"Excuse me sir, this Mayonnaise appears to have gone Brokeback."
Wipe off your Brokeback Mayonnaise before I throw up.
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When a man cums into a jar and feeds it to a woman like mayonnaise.
I gave her some Minnesota Mayonnaise.
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