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Foward Fleet Marine Force unit responsible for giving a bad taste about military life to a large number of first term Sailors and Marines. Often cited as the worst command in military history. Life onboard described as unbearable and comparable to life in a Nazi concetration camp though the treatment of Sailors and Marines may be worse than tsuffered by holocause victims.
Sailor Tim: I just got orders to 3d Medical Battalion.
Sailor Joe: Are you gonna kill yourself now or later?
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Also known as hypochondriasis of medical students. What happens to some medical students who learn about diseases. The one and only symptom of it is that they think they have diseases they are learning about.
It is also used for a student learning medicine or psychology who over analyzes everything and everyone and thinks everyone has a disease or mental condition.
Normally they find that they or someone else has one symptom of a disease and think that they or another person has the disease. Usually they ignore all other symptoms.
1)Medical Student: I have a fever above 100.4! I have SARS!
Student: No, you just have Medical Student Syndrome
2) My friend has Medical Student Syndrome. He's taking a psychology class and he diagnosed me with Autism, ADD, and Asperger's syndrome.
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Someone of "Rohrs" status. Or someone who will not answer to anyone in the ranks of MAJ and below, or CSM. Someone who "media" is ALWAYS wanting to talk to, of military celebrity status. A prize pig one who swoops in with anger and knowledge to save you and has a Silver lining. Someone whos technical skill and courage under fire had enabled the flight to safely accomplish an incredibly difficult rescue under the most challenging conditions.
Look at him, he just pulled a baby medical jesus.
If your ever in a sticky situation just ask yourself WWPD? (What Would Pete Do?)
Hey Baby Medical Jesus!!!!
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Foward Fleet Marine Force unit responsible for giving a bad taste about military life to a large number of first term Sailors and Marines. Often cited as the worst command in military history. Life onboard described as unbearable and comparable to life in a Nazi concetration camp though the treatment of Sailors and Marines may be worse than suffered by holocaust victims.
Sailor Tim: I just got orders to 3d Medical Battalion.
Sailor Joe: Are you gonna kill yourself now or later?
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Name colloquially given by Seattleites and employees to Harborview Medical Center located on Seattle's First Hill, is a public hospital in King County, Washington and is managed by the University of Washington.
Harborzoo Medical Center is notorious for long wait lines and some of the best trained medical professionals in the United States - also for high traffic from Seattle's homeless and drug-using populations.
Bob: Sorry to hear you got the clap, where did you go to get it treated?
John: Just went to Harborzoo Medical Center.
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Depraved Lesbians, Girls, Women playing doctor with each other. Activities include enemas, toilet-sex, bladder torture and anal/vaginal examination and insertion and/or expansion.
Hey, baby girl, wanna come to Allison's Lesbian Medical Fetish party tonite? I hear Allison is expert at forced milk enemas!
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The pairing of medical school students in the first week or so of school. These relationships last between either major examinations or 2 weeks or less. Facilitating the carnal needs (ie sex, companionship, etc) as well as study partners and physical study tools, these relationships often result in rotation of female participants between people of PBL or other study groups. These relationships ensure success and survival of first semester of medical school and may continue on after that. These relationships follow the Law of mutual need (“When people of a given group of intellectual status/classification are placed in similar situations, there is assured mutual non-emotional hooking up.”)
My first year of Med School I was part of three medical school couples, one of which the girl had a boyfriend back home. Had i not been with her I would have failed anatomy. I have not talked to her since.
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