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German name, meaning Spoons. Can also be spelled Löffels and Cucharas. Is often very pretty, and sometimes retarded.
Melissa likes to eat her Leek mixture with a Löffel.
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Melissa is a bad kid that sneaks out and has intercourse in the back of cars don't have a Melissa. She is the biggest thot ever
Melissa had sex with jerry in the back of a car what a thot
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A blood sucking demon whore. Loves as much sexual attention as she can get. Cheats, steals and lies to get what she wants. Has an ego the size of an elephant. Appears to be a very good person but is busting at the seems with evil manipulative thoughts and actions. Takes advantage of sweet, kind innocent men to suck their blood and use them for finances while she prowls for the next visctim. Heartless, untalented, attention loving whore.
Oh, she stole your money after cheating on you with two guys this week, and a girl?!! Oh that's deffiantely a melissa!
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a young lady who feeds off the souls of men.
there for being a hooker. she also has rather small boobs.
but also is quite a good friend and needs to be coached on not wanting everyones nuts.
girl1:"THAT MELISSA IS MAKING OUT WITH EVERYONE!!!"
girl2: "But she's a really good friend. Not just a hooker."
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A girl who is basic af. The kind of person you meet at Coachella that goes there for the gram. Probably a millionaire. 💁
Guy 1: Wow who paid for that car
Melissa: I was feeling so sad because my daddy couldn't take me shopping so he bought me a new shiny car!
Guy 1: smh
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ugly. untalented but also can be ur best friend.
yo that girl is so melissa like she’s melissa and untalented but sometimes chill
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Melissa is likely to be a manipulative, narcissistic, pathologically lying cunt. She will be less of a positive presence in your life, and more of a malignancy; reaping and sowing death and destruction without prejudice. The kindest thing a Melissa will do for your life is give you a clear cut view of what life was like in dachau. Never trust a Melissa.
"Oh dear god, run you guys, here comes fuckin Melissa"
"Apples are to Oranges what Hitler is to Melissa. Except some people like Hitler."
"My mothers name is Melissa, and I really hope she gets some sort of festering, voracious, necrotizing fascitis, that is singularily located to her vagina."
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