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A fag who hasn't come out of the closet yet.
A: Lol, James said he's a metrosexual...
B: Wait, doesn't that mean he hasn't expressed how he's really a homosexual?
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A homosexual man who is still in the closet.
BOB N. PETERS (fictitious person) says he's a metrosexual. When will he come out of the closet?
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Intellectual, well dressed men who get ignorantly dubbed as homosexual just for being better looking than the average male population.
Celebrity Metrosexuals include Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, David Beckham, Hugh Jackman
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A male who gets manicures and pedicures and botox injections see John Kerry.
John Kerry and John Edwards are a couple of metrosexual homosexuals.
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A heterosexual male thats is very intouch with his feminine side, and is often mistaken for being a homosexual because of his: sense of style, knowledge of feminine products, and a good eye for design. For some fucking reason, the chicks dig it. Almost makes me wanna turn metro...
"James Pella is a meterosexual, becuase he wears gap and loves to shoe shop."
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a guy who is in touch with his feminine side, has style, and yet maintains his alpha=maleness
You see a guy walkin down the street, stylin in clothes, hair, he knows how to talk, he can talk to women, and men. He can wear nice shoes and clothes and rub your feet and cook for you, yet cut down a tree in the back yard with his chainsaw
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Metrosexuals make the best boyfriends ever. They really know how to take care of themselves. They wear Lacoste polo shirts (with the collar popped), guys' Seven jeans and Banana Republic shoes. They also straighten their hair and know how to take care of their nails, skin and body. You just can't go wrong with a metrosexual guy! They're AWESOME.
Donnie is such a metrosexual!! Don't you dare call him gay!!!
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