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A school in Socorro known for lack of girls, high nerd rate, frequency of masturbation, and for its total awesomeness.
I'm going to Tech!
Tech suscks.
You're not smart enough to go to Tech! You can't even spell "sucks."
Tech is awesome.
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some times abbreviated as NMT
the place with the highest nerd to normal rate on the planet, including NASA.
Hi, I'm from Tech
Yes, I've noticed the lack of social skills, body odor, and Star Trek collectors edition Phaser
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1. Carlsbad, New Mexico is the small town located in the south-eastern part of the state New Mexico. Known for its caverns and awful smell. Carlsbad also shares its border with the state of Texas, whereby its people adopt the politics of "oil freaks".
It's home to one of the highest percentages of oil and gas workers in the United States, leading to the population to be a high percentage of assholes. Along with leading the nation in rabies you will find a plethora of undesirable things while visiting.
Since the town is in the middle of the desert and already undesirable, Carlsbad is the perfect location to dump hazardous materials. This makes up most of its economy, other than oil, gas and potash.
2. A derogatory term for a small town or city.
3. Anywhere that smells bad, typically smelling of gas odorants.
4. The home of the "DFWT(Dumb Fuck in a White Truck)"
1. "We moved to Carlsbad, New Mexico, but soon couldn't handle the assholes and smell of a gas leak everywhere. Also, I think I lost a few I.Q points!"
2. "This city is a real Carlsbad, eh?"
3. "You got a gas leak or something? It smells like Carlsbad up in here."
4. "I got hit by a DFWT and totaled my Prius."
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The act of stabbing someone, taking their shoes, and leaving a warm burrito on their chest. Commonly practiced in dark alleys and Chinatown.
Man, Nick just got a sweet pair of Nike's when he gave that motherfucker a Mexico City Steamer!
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When a girl sits on a guys chest and takes a shit on his chest while giving him a handjob...The guy will try to buck her off and she holds on like riding a bronco at a rodeo
Tom was pissed when Susan gave him a new mexico rodeo without his approval.
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The birth place to a big old teddy bear known as The Mexican Pillsbury Doughboy
The Mexican Pillsbury Doughboy wasn't born here, he was born in Tepic, Nayarit, Mexico
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When a driver of a motor vehicle makes a turn while using the wrong turn signal. The phrase originated from Las Cruces in Southern New Mexico, presumably because many of the drivers who inhabit the city make this mistake.
"That guy is making a right hand turn with his left turn signal on; he is pulling a New Mexico classic".