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Football team in the NCAA residing in Coral Gables, Florida. You can expect at least 10 NCAA infractions per year, and the possibility of a player arrest on any given night. Won 5 National championships, because alumni paid the players. Now a days, you can expect a possible run in the Top 25 rankings, lasting a year or two, until the alumni runs out of cash to pay incoming freshmen. Also, out of all the Canes in the NFL, do not be surprised If at any given time you get a breaking news report on ESPN, lots of them were involved in scandals.
Guy #1: Yo the canes were supposed to start at 8:00 last night, I turned on the Tv at 8:15 theywerent on,, Wtf happened?
Guy 2: They forefitted, all the Miami Hurricanes starters were in jail,
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The best basketball team. If you don't think they're good, then you're probably a lesbian in Greenland and suck on your Grandmothers dick every night.
Dude 1: Whattup dude?
Dude 2: The games on!
Dude 1: I'm assuming Miami is raping the Lakers?
Dude 2: Yeah man. You'd think they'd be good and all with D-12 and Nash, but I don't think they've played long enough together.
Dude 1: No one can beat the Miami Heat, unless someone brings Brian Scalabrine back to the NBA or teaches Chuck Norris basketball.
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When you line the rim of your butt-hole with iodized and/or pink himalayan salt to be licked off by any and all participating parties.
"I went in the bathroom and saw she had the baby wipes out, and I knew after that the Miami Margarita was an affirmative."
This school is filled with wanna be gangbangers and people who think they hard but they not just pussies
Yo Miami Highschool is ghetto and filled with wanna be’s man
when Jorge Masvidal knees you in the face from behind, and then fucks as prostitute next to your unconscious body
If you're not careful, im gonna get Jorge over here to give you a Miami Backshot.
Yo Emily and Amy hung out with Miami Chuck, and he was so awesome that their depression was cured!
After feeding your parter a copious amount of laxatives, you then proceed to pack the anal cavity with up to a half gram of cocaine. After which you engage in the act of analingus/rimming and while pressing upward on the lower abdomen you instruct your partner to blast as much ass vapor as possible. This running the risk of filling your nasal cavity with a large amount of cocaine, and or liquid human shit.
-Bruh, I took that chick home from the party last night and we took a stroll through the Miami minefield and I got blowed up.
-I took a broad home and after a moonlight stroll through the Miami Minefield, I ended up in the Panama Mud.