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Any of the numerous nicknames applied to one of the most disgusting corporations on the planet, along with its founder, Bill Gates (collectively known as Billysoft).
I'm sick and tired of getting Microshafted, Microscammed and Microfucked by Billysoft (aka Micro$oft M$), from Microsludge (e.g. Windoze, M$ Office, Internet Exploder) to brainless Microslaves and loud-mouthed Microsoft whores, from phony pHilanthropists with bad haircuts to black$Mail! (P.S. These are all examples of Microsoft Nicknames, which offer a powerful clue to GET A MAC.)
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A person who supports Microsoft, particularly in the political arena.
George W. Bush may be the most powerful Microsoft whore on the planet.
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A way to comunicate in class without the teachers knowing especially when they are being pains in the asses...(You ahve to have computers beside each other for this to work though)
Lauren *types into Microsoft Word* -"OMG this class is so boring.."
Jenna types- "Ya I know..hey you wanna ditch class tomorrow??"
Lauren types- "for sure!!"
Jenna types - "WE gonna ditch english?"
Lauren types- "OF COURSE!!!"
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A useless piece of shit program. Nothing good comes out of excel. No but really, literally, nothing.
Die Microsoft excel.
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A decent OS that runs on over half the world's computers that Macintosh and Linux users who think they're redpilled/different from society always circlejerk each other about how "bad" it is.
Instead of fighting about literal fucking computer software, how about you go outside and touch some grass for once, maybe smell the fresh air?
Person 1: "er mah gerd *snort* microsoft windows is so trash and bad errhuh"
Person 2: "Kindly get a life, please."
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A browser that was developed by Microsoft. It is incredibly slow, buggy and uses so much processing power and RAM.
Person 1: Why are you using Microsoft Edge?
Person 2:Because Microsoft said it is the best and fastest browser!
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Sentiment that has risen in the computer geek community that opposes hard work, perseverance, and good old fashioned capitalist competition.
While open source is a completely valid direction to go with computing, certain agoraphobic uber-geeks (usually 35 y/o morbidly obese virgins who live on cheetos, kid porn, and battlestar gallactica) resent Bill Gates and his company for their colossal success over the past couple decades. Their animosity likely arises from the fact that they have never done anything useful in their entire lives, despite being very skilled on computers, so they turn their ill-will toward someone who they wish they could become.
Similar to anti-apple.
Human: Hey Frotto, check out my new Zune. It's 20 GB!
Douche: Oh sorry, I'm anti-microsoft. Therefore, I won't even look at it.
Human: Uh. Ok. By the way, I was supposed to remind you to call your mom and ask her to bring home cupcakes for your 38th birthday.. you know since you still live with her.
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Loser: I just spent 34 hours straight compiling and sourcing to get my messaging application to work on Fedora.
Dude: That sounds... fun... Damn, I gotta take 30 seconds and register my new Windows 7.
Loser: You're a sheep! Fuck Microsoft! There always trying to control everything! Trying to monopolize and categorize everything and everyone. Fuck them! I don't live by anyone else's rules! Except my own!
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