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(midnight)(blackout)that moment when you stay up too late and are really tired and start acting like your high and hallucinating. you feel like you're dead inside but don't go to sleep
last night I had a mid-out
When you smoke nothing but middle grade cannabis.
Are you smoking Wojo again? You’re such a mids master.
This is a euphemism for being in the middle of sex. Can also be used for being in the middle of eating a piece of pepperoni or pepperoni pizza, although this is far less interesting
Dude, I was mid pepperoni and then out of the blue she grabbed my nuts. It completely ruined the mood.
A place that only Jonny Flynn knows of. Its existence was brought to the attention of the rest of the world during an interview with Flynn, a former member of the Syracuse University basketball team and current member of the Minnesota Timberwolves, during the 2009 NBA draft.
"...People on the West Coast and Mid-Coast got to see me play." -Jonny Flynn
When friend stops middle of taking a dump to let another friend in dire need of taking a piss.
Hey John thanks for that mid-poop I thought I would piss myself.
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The act of being midway through a stroke.
Stroke referring to stroking the penis.
Steven: OMFG WTF ARE YOU DOING!!
Matt: OMG DUDE!
Steven: Put that away!
Matt: You caught me mid-stroke D:
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A magazine that isn't pornographic enough to be top-shelf, but is still sold more or less with the single purpose of providing material for masturbation. Often contain women who believe themselves to be famous for something other than their breasts.
My girlfriend doesn't like me buying porn, so I just get the mid-shelf magazines and pretend it's for the gadget reviews.
Since Gemma Atkinson left Hollyoaks, her entire career has been posing for mid-shelf magazines.
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