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a gay man born and raised in communist russia who enjoys vodka martinis
that milke really loves guys balls
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when you hit a bong so hard and so long, that the inside of the bong is white with smoke. and it looks like its full of milk
MAN, i just fucking milked that shit!
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Mother I'd Love (to) Kick.
Opposite of MILF.
Dude that old bag that you were talking to was a MILK.
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Acronym for items in a purse or bag. Money, ID, Lipstick, Keys
Suzie: Got MILK? I hear they check ID's at the door.
Darla: It's in my purse.
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When you have no idea of what for, or what it is, where it comes from, how it got there, or even why, however. Keeping the stupid cow decided to go milking it.
A young farm lass had been given a gift, a cow.
Tessa: "Thanks! I think, what is it?!"
Giver: "It's a cow...."
Tessa: "What should I do with it?"
Giver: "I'm not sure, I was hoping you will know?"
Tessa: "Is it a boy or girl, from the look of those....abit unusual?"
Giver: "This is why I don't want it. And think you can make sense of it."
Tessa: "Well, ok....I'll take a look at it...you sure it's called a cow?!"
Giver: "Positive.....when I bought it, someone said, 'finally got rid of the moany old cow'.."
Tessa: "Well, would you know, something seems to be coming out of these dangly things..."
Giver: "Think you might be milking it now..."
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when your a furry but also bowser
friend- i have milk
you- but my milk have milk
friend- *dies*
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my dad is still looking for it till this day.
mom gave birth*
Dad: Imma get milk for the baby!
mom: sure sweetie
Dad: *gone*
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