Random
Source Code
Random
A slag who’ll sleep with anybody.
Can’t even get hold of a sensible phone
Omg chloe Mitchell is so desperate she sleeps with anybody, begs her phone provider for a new phone pretending that it blew up.
Easily one of the best female musicians/songwriters. Her music is somewhat of a mix of folk, jazz and a bit of pop. If you'd listen to her, you'd wonder on why people like Britney Spears and Avril Lavinge are still making music.
"Blue" is one of those albums you'll never get sick of.
132👍 33👎
A tall crack whore. The word 'yuh' is the only word in his dictionary, he's part kangaroo. His lice are his backup vocals, cannot under any circumstances properly enunciate words clearly.
can you fucking speak properly ur such a MITCHEL CAVE
82👍 19👎
a chocolate leprachaun then laughs when he runs because the grass tickles his balls
the charlie mitchell is laughing bc the grass is so high
12👍 1👎
A psychotic wood shop teacher. Cusses at the students and yells at everyone. Likes to eat dogs and cats, drinks coffee a lot, and looks like the michelin man. Likes Latex Ladies.
“Yoo Mr. Mitchell told us he eats dogs”
“Mr Mitchell is choking his chicken in the tool room”
12👍 1👎
Probably the hottest most amazing guy on Youtube. He's got a friend named Kyle and makes people laugh in the strangest ways like talking to himself, zebra dancing, rapping, and randomness. Mitchell Davis-Life. EndofStory.
"This is awkward... but I like it." -Mitchell Davis
"I'm getting a headache from all the randomness." -Mitchell Davis
"Randomness is hard. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! ... That sounded really creepy when I said that." -Mitchell Davis
"If you're doing this right now, you're a bamf." -Mitchell Davis
"Hey! I love life ruiners." -Mitchell Davis
"Is Ohio Really For Lovers? No, it's not. If it was, we'd probably be a little happier." -Mitchell Davis
"I'm like a ziploc bag. I'm solid but you can see through me sometimes." -Mitchell Davis
455👍 138👎
Easily the sexiest man alive! Constantly doing badass shit and smoking the most fire weed! Been known to steal your bitch!
Bro dirty Mitchell is a fucking legend
88👍 23👎