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The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.
Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup
Man: get over here and have a mitten
Woman: the couch?
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when a persons asshole is pulled out exposing the intestine (usually due to the insertion of a large dildo) and then it puckers and is sucked back in. Also refered to as a pink starfish.
damn bitch, that sure is a nasty pink mitten you got there
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Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.
Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!
The area between a woman's breasts.
Got a case of cold weiner? Well find yourself a weiner mitten and you will feel better in many, many ways.
When the clitoris of a vagina is so large and fatty that it gets cold and you have to put socks in your underwear.
"Yo my clit is so cold rn."
"Oh, just put on your muffin mittens."
a vagina, especially a loose-fitting one, refering loosely to wearing mittens in the cold, because it's better to get some than to have nothing.
"It's wintertime, so boys get out your skin mittens."
"That skin mitten was the next best thing to my hand."
The act of inserting each hand entirely into the vaginas of two fat chicks. An adaptation of "pink mittens."
I heard Steve is into whaling... last night he took home two fat chicks and got himself some pig mittens.