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Funny jokes when someone tries to insult someone else by insulting their mother.
Yo momma is so stupid... when she became a bank robber, she held up the ATM machine at gunpoint.
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Unfortunately a pretty bad retort to another person's insult.
Bob: "Joe your memory is about as bad as a goldfish."
Joe: "Yo momma."
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1. The absolute BEST retort to any and all insults.
2. The target of many insults. How everyone's mother can be so many things at the same time is beyond me.
1."Hey little boy, CounterStrike is that way. This game is for real players."
"Yo momma"
2."Yo momma is older than you
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Someones mother(usually a friends) who is a real hoochie and gives out sexual favours(usually to childrens friends)
Just got serviced by your hoochie momma, mate.
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Joe momma was man who used to date a lot of single mothers. That's how he got his name.
-Hey are you going to the dance?
-Yes
-With who?
-With Joe
-Joe?
-Joe momma