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MOMMY VALO IS THE MOST COOLEST GIRL IN THE WORLD ALWAYS WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NIA ELISE MUFFIN AND HADI
SHES HAS BROWN HAIR AND SHE HOT ASF
HAVING FUN WITH HER FRIENDS CHILLING LOVING
everyone: AYO WHERES VALO
*VALO JOINED THE CHAT *
everyone: VALOOOOOOO ILY BIG FAN FUCK ME HAVE KIDS WITH ME
mommy valo: BET
everyone: LETS GOOO
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The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
a female with too much ass fam and a large portion of breast
Mommy Nessa got a fat butt hiei tried to eat it
When one says they are gone for a second but that second turns out to be much longer.
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"
Jake says he's gonne be back in a second. Turns out he needs more time than that.
People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."
Business hours that are worked around the workers' childrens' schedules. For example, a business may only be open on weekdays from late morning to early afternoon, when children tend to be at school. Therefore, the business is rarely open at times when customers can actually come to it.
I heard good things about that hair salon, but they're on mommy hours. Only open from 10:30-2 on weekdays and never on weekends, so I can never go to it.
A woman with wide hips and chunky thighs that resembles the birthing hips of a mother. Also to referred to as mommy.
When she stands her legs don’t look as thunderous, but when she sits down, the meat on her thighs spread out, like pancake batter getting bigger on a hot skillet.
Man: Bro, That chick has some huge mommy thighs.
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The mother of Guge. Without Mommy Guge, Guge would suffer… Die a horrible death, no one wants that!
Human: *walks in between a wild Guge and a wild Mommy Guge*
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”