The woman who wants you to get something that's 5 feet away from her
Mom, get it yourself, YOU HAVE 2 LEGS
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Somone who knows all. Sees all. In your privacy.
My girlfriend was such a mom last night. She scares me
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M.O.M.:
Man Of the Moment.
1) one tends to label their male crush as "mom". the Mom is considered to be the guy that they are crazy over at that moment.
2) one tends to label the male hero at the time, or the person most involved at that moment.
"OH MY GOD!!!! they are so HOT!! i think it's my mom..."
"Yep, that's my mom. he just gave birth to me."
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a mom who laughs and says your mom jokes
Kid: imagine being the best smh
Your Mom Mom: Your mom is
The name of a being overseeing. See "father" as well.
Mother says this or that but she claims and doesn't produce.
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The incorrect spelling of the word Mum. Notice the letter "U" in the middle to denote the "uh" sound in mum.
Americans seem to be afllicted with a distinct retardation which disables them from spelling this word correctly.
Stupid American: Your mom you faggot
Intellegent Englishman : Its spelt mum you fucking wanker!
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