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A meme that was based off of a tweet that @kaegann made about having a very large spider on his neck, that became widely known on tumblr.
The term is used to describe an unusually large, and creepy-looking bug that may or may not be able to kill you, and may or may not inspire you to burn down your house.
- The actual start of the term -
onlyblackgirl: what the fuck is that
sayayedarbi: It's either a spider or a crab
malik-sad: It’s a Mongolian Ass Eater, it’s a very dangerous and deadly bug, he should thank God he survived that encounter.
When a lady on her period removes her tampon and releases her "flow" into the tank of a toilet. She then leaves the used tampon in the tank with the string dangling out of the back like the world's nastiest tea bag.
A* My boyfriend cheated on me!
B* Girl! He's not worth you! Hit him with the Mongolian tea party before leaving his ass!
a festive gathering consisting only of males of the asian persuasion
hey you wanna go to jackie chans party?
um no its probally just gunna be a mongolian meat market
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Mongolian Ball Torture is a method of CBT given by Mongolian soldiers to torture their enemies. The Mongolians would cut off the victims dick and nuts and feed it to the hounds. Whilst the rest of it is cut off and sold onto the black market. Usually people would use the excess to go fishing or something, but this is extremely frowned upon so buyers must eat it.
Mongolian: Come here we give Mongolian Ball Torture
Person 1: No leave me alone
Mongolian: We kidnap him for Mongolian Ball Torture!!
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When a girl with an underbite scrapes your dick, often ripping skin in huge chunks off the penis :)
My dentist said I need dental work or I might preform a Mongolian Meat Grinder.
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The Mongolian Time Warp is when you are having anal sex in the doggy style position, you pull out and insert your balls into your partner's gaping asshole, grab them by the hips and flip them so that they are on their back.
I Mongolian Time Warped that bitch for science!
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when a lesbian cuts off a dogs penis and uses it as a strap on, ear fucks you and gives you aids.
that bio teacher did some hard core mongolian bow wowing on that gym teacher.
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