Moral Victories

What Alabama fans claim after they lose a football game.

Don't worry guys about getting blasted by Florida and then getting embarrassed by Utah in our bowl game because they are both moral victories.

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Moral sex

1. Sex (vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) that is had, NOT because the person necessarily wants to, but because he/she feels that he/she needs to fulfill their partner's needs.

2. Sex (vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) that is counted towards a couple's sexual quota.

"Joe and I haven't gotten it on in a week. I just haven't been in the mood, but I think that he deserves a little moral sex."

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moral values

n. One's personal definition of and resolve to practice the proper behavior to exhibit, both in public and private. This may be determined by one's religion, philosophy, carnal desires, or lack thereof.

Propaganda is usually an attempt to to spread one's moral values to others.

Censorship is usually an attempt to impose one's moral values upon propaganda.

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Nobility of Morals

Founded on monday december 20th 2004, by the knights: Aaron and Pentescu. It is dedicated to upholding the morals that they judge right and proper.

You are a being of awsome power, on a walk in the woods you encounter two swords in a river. Both swords belong to a hated foe. You have four options, keep one sword, both swords, leave them, or return them. As a being of moral integrity, what do you do?

As a noble of morals you destroy both, ensuring no immoral use may come of them.

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Moral Disengagement

The feeling of being disconnected from all traditional senses of morality, growing disenchanted by societal values.

Gurl, she bein' so fake right now that if she died a fiery death, I'd just be sittin' back, drownin' in moral disengagement, gurl.

morality pimp

When someone claims they have certain morals regarding circumstances on an issue of particular ideologically favorable subject matter, but when the same circumstances the same issue are applied to an ideologically unfavorable subject matter, their defenses and attacks based on that moral are absent, or now opposed.

She believes Ms. Ford about the sexual assault with no evidence against the Judge, but didn't believe 5 women about a sexual assault against her husband. She is a real Morality Pimp.

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