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A technical assistant in a lab, particularly one that works with mice.
"Professor, how did you become so rich, famous, and wise?"
"I began, like you, as a humble mouse wrangler ..."
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When the male pulls out the females tampon out for her cooter.. The remains of the bloody tampon turns brown and has a white tail. Hence the Brown Mouse
She said she was on the rag. I pulled that brown mouse out and went to town.
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The little mouse controller found on IBM Thinkpads and (at one time) certain Dell laptops. Usually located between the G, H, and B keys.
"What's the point of the nipple mouse anyway?"
"I guess they're running out of good ideas."
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Church mouse: Refers to a poor person or someone who is meek and quiet.
She is poor as a church mouse.
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A shart. A liquid sword that is surprisingly discharged when trying to fart.
He went up for a lay-up and came down with a juice mouse.
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It's like that thing, where you accidentally knock your mouse off your desk, and rather than reach down to get it, you just grab the cable and reel it back up, hand over hand.
Tony was too fat and lazy to set his laptop aside, so just grabbed the cable on the back and did some mouse fishing.
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Polite, unoffensive version of skater rat.
Josh: This security guard called me a skater rat the other day!
Jelly: Your not a skater rat. Your a skater mouse!
Josh: Thanks...
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