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A muffin is basically a hippie / granola type / tree hugger. Think activism, veganism, and green party. That's a muffin.
John: Let's go on a hunger strike and boycott taco bell.
Christine: Dude, you're such a muffin.
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(n)- A certain teacher of Ancient Greek at a certain summer camp for talented youth in a certain Amish city in Pennsylvania.
See related: booty
God, the Greek Freaks are getting really scary with their incessant muffin stalking!
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A muffin is someone who is totally dense, kinda slow, stupid, and is the constant source of jokes.
Ryder asked Anna out, ha! She's way too good for him. Then he asked who Hitler was. WHAT A MUFFIN!
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the act of making out by a bakery while unknowingly getting remnants of black eyeliner on one's face. one usually returns from this event to tell others that this mysterious black smudge is surely from the BBQ cookout earlier in the evening, or perhaps, it was the stamp from Jenkinsons nightclub that so often rubs off one's hand onto one's face at some point in the night.
A: Lou, where were you?
L: Oh, just having some muffins...
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a slang term referring to a line of cocaine. Where speaking of eating them, correlates to snorting them.
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A very elite scener. Saved me from the ghetto!
muffin is cool, I wish I was like him.
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Term denoting a female; usually of mixed or mediterrainean ethinicity that wears a full head of very curly, very pastry-like hair.
'Chelsey Clinton' looks like a straight 'muffin'. Or; 'I'm going to the coffee shop to pick up some java and a muffin'. Also; 'Don't wear that jacket tonite, you'll be straight 'muffed up'...'
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