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You cum all over a girl's face,wrap her head in toilet paper,and when she yells?PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!
the bloody mummy.....similar to the gorilla face,or angry dragon.But just in time for Halloween.Have fun kids!
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Yummy Cummy Mummys are plagueing this earth. they are mummys that like to take your yummy cummy. Yummy cummy in your yummy mummy's tummy is bad yummy cummy not so yummy cummy makes your mummy dummy. yummy cummy mummys birth cummy babies and cummy babies born from yummy cummy tummys end up as yummy gummy babies. there is nothing more contagious then a yummy cummy mummys yummy gummy baby that was birthed from the tummy of said yummy cummy mummy.
Carlos: "wow, did you see that yummy cummy mummy?"
Fil: "Yes, have a look at her yummy gummy baby that was birthed from her yummy cummy tummy"
Carlos: "Oh how I wish to cummy in that yummy mummys tummy"
Fil: "shut up bro"
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When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.
My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.
when one runs out of condoms and instead wraps their penis in toilet paper to act as a McGuyvered birth control.
i was all out of rubbers so i had to make a trailer park mummy before i got with Gina.
THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HER
SHREYANSH KI MUMMIE SENDS GOOD FOOD IN HIS LUNCH BOX. ☺
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The sexual procedure in which you wrap her vagina in Fruit by the Foot and your dick with Fruit Roll up and stick it in her, breaking through the Fruit by the Foot and right when you're about to cum you stick your dick in her mouth
Yo I bought me some Fruit by the Foot last night... Gonna give her the ol' "yummy mummy"..
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When you're at a party with kids or teenagers, and someone gets the bright idea to wrap someone up completely in toilet paper. The victim, willingly or unwillingly, stands with their arms at their sides amd legs together as they are wrapped from head to toe, resembling a mummy. This also can occur at children's party games and can happen with plastic wrap or duct tape in place of toilet tissue.
"Hey, I've got an idea—let's make you into a toilet paper mummy!"
"A what now?"
"We'll wrap you up in toilet paper! It'll be fun!"
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