When a quimby gets out of hand, the bread in the manwich has to do a little slap-down on the ol' quim with a can of Axe and a very large anal plug, causing the quimby to have a gait like a large ox with flatulence stinking of uber-douchey Axe. The insubordinate quimby is then known as a Musk Ox, reminding him of his mistake for a few days, which is usually as long as it takes for the Axe to wear off.
Jared was talking back during our Manwich sesh last night, so Joe had to lay down the law and show him what it's like to be a Musk Ox.
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Like the Midas Touch, but for Elon Musk. Everything he comes into contact with becomes sexier, no exceptions. e.g. Rockets, space suits, cars, over-sized blowtorches, etc.
"Hey, did you hear about the new merch that Tesla is releasing?"
"Yeah, it's got the Musk Touch."
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When a quimby gets out of hand, the bread in the manwich has to do a little slap-down on the ol' quim with a can of Axe and a very large anal plug, causing the quimby to have a gait like a large oxe with flatulence stinking of uber-douchey Axe. The insubordinate quimby is then known as a Musk Oxe, reminding him of his mistake for a few days, which is usually as long as it takes for the Axe to wear off.
Jared was talking back during our Manwich sesh last night, so Joe had to lay down the law and show him what it's like to be a Musk Oxe.
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Grant: schmear Elon musk on the wall.
Elon musK: cool
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The Supreme Leader, all knowing super smart rad guy.
Is white but can say the n word cause he was born in south Africa and all blacks love him same with whites
Is going to quit space-x though because it rhymes with gay sex
Bruh that Elon Musk is the best all hail Elon
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Elon musk made a teslas, he also is rich. btw he bought twitter
Elon Musk โI shall make a car that doesnt emit very bad gases into the atmosphere and ozone layerโ
Me โOh cool an electric car.โ
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An epic dude which constantly innovates. He's created many electric cars, and fired a shit ton of rockets to the moon, and every space mission has been successful. He's also working on Starship, the most epic retro rocket that will take us to Mars someday.
Me: Dude SN8 was so epic! I can't wait for all the advancements on Starship! Elon Musk is great at innovating so quickly
My friend: Ikr
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