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A word comedically used to lengthen Elon Musk's name.
The richest man in the world is Elongated Musket.
It is the person, generally an older cunt, who constantly bitches about how hard she works, thinks she's entitled and compares it to a man, generally she is the voice for the company because she'll tell you what you did on vacation etc. Her retirement is her seniority and we pray that she gets it ! To men she's like a queef stuck to your face or like a good blunt the stank just won't go away.
"Bro I get that she's on the alumni for this company but shes a god damn Cunt Musket."
To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.
I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!
When having anal sex with your partner, and you get a corn kernel stuck in the tip you or penis. When you are about to orgasm, pull out and shoot the corn into your partners face
After the BBQ, Jen and I went home and I gave her a Rusty Musket
Dudes penis is huge! It's a flesh musket!
I hit her with my flesh musket now she's wanting the D again!
Mexican Musket
A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!
Ram rodding coke down your dick hole.
My old lady gave me the miami musket last night.