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This game is done by a large (8 or more will do) group of males. This works where one lucky guy (if you consider it lucky) gets blindfolded and spun around. After this, everyone, including the blindfolded guy, drops their pants and everyone stands in a circle around the blindfolded guy. Dazed and confused, the blindfolded guy (currently in the middle of the circle) walks backwards into one of the other guys' dicks. He then tries to guess who is... inside him. Hence the title of the game: Mystery Meat.
Kevin: Wanna get together with the guys and play some mystery meat tonight?
Rob: Nah, whenever I play I end up being the one blindfolded.
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to go into a freshly cleaned public restroom, dropping a fat deuce, not flushing, and exiting the restroom unidentified.
someone dropped a fat deuce in my restroom the other day. It must have been the mystery pooper!
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When you and your friends all cum inside of one girl and it’s a mystery of whose kid it is.
Nathan, Brennan, and Cole mystery boxed Patty last night.
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1.Mystery Fat is commonly found on seemingly in shape people. The person might seem skinny or fit, but has copious amounts of stomach fat and or thigh fat. Most commonly found on guys in the stomach and moobs, and found on girls in the thighs. Mystery Fat is easily hidden by loose fitting shirts and pants, thus making it ever elusive and unknown.
1.1 Often times Mystery Fat is revealed when a person takes off their clothes or wears revealing/tight fitting clothes.
Another less clever name for this natural phenomenon is skinny fat.
1. Garf: "Man, Chandler is so hot! I want her snatch"
Walter: "No, gross man, she has mystery fat, why do you think she wears jeans everyday?"
2. Spudberry: "Gross, did you see Grant's mystery fat in the locker room? He has the belly of an alcoholic"
Adolf: "Ugh, I know, what a Jew.... He's got a nice set of man tits though"
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When a girl is such a slut it's a mystery which std's she gon give yo ass
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Something you say when someone says something confusing
" y=mc+b , what kind of problem is this?"
"Mystery mark"
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