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A large suburb best known for the East and West rivalries, insensitive Jewish references, poorly made jokes about white people acting black, and parents complaining to the schools. The Cherry Hill Mall is -the- mall of the area and the library is best known as the teenage hangout. Despite having a large Jewish community, the only flamboyantly religious people you'll really ever end up meeting are Christians. The East side is known to be with the stereotype of containing rich, snobbish people simply due to the fact that they're the newer side of the township. The West side is stereotyped to be dirt poor... and yet every major attraction including the Loews Theatre, the mall, and public library is in the West side.
West side, East side... Stupid competitive high schools in Cherry Hill, NJ.
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A small suburban town in North Jersey (actually it's a borough) home to a lot of cool kids, some hot girls, and annoying ass parents. Holy Family, awesome kids, evil fucking teachers. Also refered to as Flo Po or FPNJ.Also home to some pretty awesome bands (bob saget's and Crazy James. I love my town and some surrounding towns can go to hell (east hanover which is GUIDO central, and they can all suck my wang) Easy going place, very nice looking suburb, no one knows about it, and it doesnt get the respect it deserves. WE HAVE A FUCKING ROLLER RINK TOO!!
Speedy Mart
The Movie Store
a pretty sweet Macdonalds
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aka "MTL." Located in South Jersey.
It's been nominated as one of the best places to live, obviously.
Not to be confused with Medford, Moorestown, Marlton, even though they're pretty much all the same!
Don't live here unless you wanna pay property taxes out the ass! 99.7% rich and white. The rest?...not so much white, not so much rich.
A SHIT TON of spoiled rotten kids that never hear the word "NO."
You might think this town is small and inncocent but once you get past the mansions, shopping plazas, and nice-ass restaurants on every corner, you know there's some drugs rollin around (probably from all the rich parents giving their kids money on their own personal CreditCard account.)
No kid knows how to pump their own gas, or pay for it for that matter (that's the parents job.)
Most kids go to Lenape High School, where the outfit of choice for girls, is a Juicy Couture sweatsuit. And for guys, Abercrombie t-shirt and jeans, usually covered by NorthFace jacket or vest, with Ugg slippers. Everyone pretty much looks the same.
Kids start smoking, drinking, and having sex as early as 6th grade... why? Because we can. We're not snobs, we're just better than you.
Shore houses for EVERYONE whether it's in OC, AC, LBI, or WILDWOOD.
Oh, and if there's not a Wawa within 5 miles of where we're going, we're not going, cause I really want an Italian Hoagie.
Samantha: I'm from Mount Laurel, NJ!
Ashley: Oh, NJ? Bye.
Samantha: You're thinking of North Jersey, hun.
Ashley: Oh, haha, is that bag from Target?
Samantha: No, Nordstrom. Bye!
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A really, really shitty place. The whole town is pretty much the gehtto version of Hanover Township, and everyone there denies it. The school is pretty ass and home to some real fuckin' assholes. Pretty shit, everyone knows it's shit.
"I mean, he's from East Hanover, NJ. I don't what the fuck you're expecting."
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A borough in Morris county, New Jersey; a suburb of God knows where, its just some random suburb. The town can be described as nothing. It's a boring place. According to wikipedia, it's 7.4 square miles, that means it's 7.4 sqare miles of houses, thats all there is in this town, houses, with the exception of 4 strip malls and a McDonald's along Columbia Turnpike which make up some kind of pathetic excuse for a downtown.
Considered a "rich town" by some places, becoming richer as typical 60's/70's suburb style homes are demolished and replaced with very large houses, in many cases filling almost the entire lot. This looks odd as these houses do not at all fit in with the size and/or style of pretty much all houses surrounding them. Nobody seems to care, they build them anyway.
Home to "The Little Red School House," Holy Family, Ridgedale Middle School, The Florham Park Roller Rink, some sports fields, an NJ-24 entrance/exit ramp (which takes you to I-78 or I-287)and the New York Jets Summer Training Camp. Area code 07932-google earth it.
Person in Florham Park, NJ: "Get me out of here!!!"
Rest of the world: "(No Response)"
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Mount Laurel, otherwise known as "mtl", is a south Jersey town that consists of dumb party bitches and rich white guys who play every girl they meet. The kids love to talk shit about the surrounding towns of Cherry Hill, Moorestown, and Lumberton even though they are basically the same.
In their free time, Mt. Laurel kids mainly smoke and drink. The kids will usually start off their nights at a party with 20 people or more. The main objective at these events is to get totally fucked up and get with at least one person. Once kids have completed their missions for the night, they will hop in a fully loaded car and drive to Ramblewood. By this time they are sobering up, and decide it's time for round 2. This usually happens at the many elementary school playgrounds around town at 1am or later.
If you look inside one of their drawstring bags you're sure to find shit weed and some backwoods.
When kids aren't partying, they are found at wawa or pancheros feasting.
The groups of people you'll find at Lenape include popular fake bitches wearing full faces of makeup and hardly any clothes, white fuckboys who usually follow them, cool stoners, and ghetto guys and girls who hang near Willow Turn and Ethel Laurence. If you walk into the bathroom of Lenape, don't be surprised if you see people having sex, doing drugs, or hitting the juul.
All in all, mtl can be a pretty shitty place to live, but it's great if you want to get fucked up every weekend and go on some crazy schemes.
kid 1: dude i went to a sick mount laurel, nj party last night.
kid 2: bro no way it must have been insane. how many bitches did you fuck?
kid 1: at least two but i was so fucked up i barely even remember.
kid 2: hah bro lit.
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Ocean City NJ is a small town in south jersey. only wealthy people can afford to own houses- anyone else, renters- also known as shoobies- are just a nuisance when they are there. A true ocean city girl practically lives in a bikini, has mastered the art of tanning, can successfully escape beach taggers, has made meaning of the song Under the Boardwalk, considers Night in Venice her favorite holiday, accepts that a party will get busted by the cops, drives atleast 40 on West Ave., and doesn't know a damn thing about North Jersey. The OCBP lifeguards are all amazingly good looking (but they should definitely go back to wearing the tiny bathing suits-these new ones cover up too much!) Any girl lifeguard is more than likely a lesbian and if she isn't, she atleast looks like she is. Days consist of spending endless hours on the beach working on your tanning without any cares except for what you are doing that night and who you are doing it with. Kiss our ass Avalon, Sea Isle, Stone Harbor, Wildwood, Longport, Margate..etc!!!
"America's Favorite Family Resort.." HELL NO!-GO AWAY SHOOBIES-WE DON'T LIKE YOU!
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