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a really lame pun that will probably own you
what do you call someone else's cheese?
nacho cheese!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
*gets kicked right in the face*
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A gang that isn't yours
Q: What do you call a gang that isn't yours?
A: Nacho gang!
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A Nachos Twatgrande is a description of a girl with a particularly nasty cooch. Characterized by a crusty, flaky shell, and something resembling cheese, as well as green and white pasty substances around the perimeter. If you see tomato chunks, go directly to the free clinic, do not pass go.
That fat girl I picked up in Fairfax last night was disgusting. She had a giant hairy Nachos Twatgrande. I damn near threw up on my churro.
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the jerk who goes straight for the chips piled high with delicious toppings (cheese, sour cream, etc.) leaving all the lame naked chips for you
fellow diner: *goes for the chip* "MMmmmM so cheeesyy"
you: "DUDE stop being such a nacho monger!"
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A term that describes a sexual act performed on a partner by doing a crack shot of salsa followed by licking, sucking and massaging of their anus.
I could tell that he had just had some Antigonish Nachoes due to his having a salsa mustache and a very vacant look in his eyes.
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Picking up a king nacho will more or less empty the nacho basket, since the king nacho is firmly attached to every other nacho with cheese.
Jasper: Hey, don't be so greedy, leave some to the rest of us!
Carl: I'm not greedy - I got hold on a king nacho!
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A dish used during a sexual experience. A dick dipped in cheese (usually cheddar), may also be accompanied with tortilla chips. This dish is common among sexually active whores who love the taste of a cheesy dick. This a recommended way of giving head especially so the ladies have a little something to munch on.
I love your nacho dick.
Last night i had me some nacho dick.
That was the best nacho dick I've ever had
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