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Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks
Hey whats Nascar mean?
Non athletic sport created around rednecks
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Strap on the back of crocs to keep them on when running fast
Dude: Garett run over here real fast.
Garett: I can't I'm wearing crocs, they'll fall off!
Dude: well put them NASCAR straps on then!
NASCAR is a man beyond his time, blessing us with his musical talent, connecting with us through raw emotion. Never failing this failing generation. The new age Sid Vicious.
"that kid has NASCAR aloe hair!"
"...they're called liberty spikes, bro"
"BITCH IM NASCAR WHO ARE YOU"
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The sport of Roller Derby which is mostly populated by lesbians of the brawny form roller skate in an oval only turning left. The exact rules are unknown but an audience is typically achieved by serving beer at the event.
"Hey guys its dollar beer night at lesbian nascar, lets go!!"
(n) Any beer you see nascar fans drinking, usually really low in alchol and has lite or light in the title. Examples include Bud light, Coors light(pronounced - Kurs Lye), Natural Lite(pronounced - Natty Lye). Most the time their belly button and or ass crack is showing.
Hey Billy Bob make yourself useful and grab daddy one of them there nascar waters
NASCAR in Southern California (See SoCal) where an offender leads the police on a drawn out televised chase.
Did you see the Ghetto NASCAR chase last night on the news? That guy is the new points leader.
Cheap Bourbon and Country Time Lemonade
"Hey Mike, throw me a NASCAR lemonade and let's go harass Dale Jarrett!"
"Junior's got the pole!! Let's celebrate with some NASCAR lemonade!"
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