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pretty much the coolest dude ever. he taught superman to fly and the hulk his upper body workout. he invented the alphabet, and told the first chuck norris joke ever. the dos equis man demanded a disclaimer saying that he was second to Reuben Nathaniel Burch. pretty much a freakin genius, total nerd, sexy nerd, sweetest, most awesome guy you have ever had the privilege of hearing about.
if the greatest minds in history were to meet, Aristotle, Hume, Kant, and Rosa Parks and all the greats were to get together and have a god-like idea it would be to ready mankind for the awesomeness of Reuben Nathaniel Burch.
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1)A person Who Has A Realyy Humunguss Dick!! And Normal Had A CUsin named Niyah, Isaiah,Tahmeen,, Or A Best friend Name Keemani,,tennel,,Alexis,,Jessica,,Or Jackie.
2) A Person Who Walks Around LOokinga Hot ass Mess
3) A Person Who Hass Nuthing better to Do Exspt Make Dumb Ass Clapping Videos Or Other Videos On Myspace
4) Normaly a Fat Fuck
Daniel:hay Boo where Your Cuzo?
Niyah: Somewhere Clapping His ass Wit His Best friend Jessica
Daniel:Eww He Gay
Niyah:He Look a Hot ass Mess to
Daniel : he Is Such a Simeon Nathaniel washington
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The writer suggests we 'hold up', signalling the xenoliterary statement about to be delivered to us, and him suggesting us to in fact hold up in order to properly process what he is about to say.
Now, of course, you ask yourself, "well, who is Nathaniel B? if he's trying to insult him why not compare him to someone we know?".
This is the wrong way to approach the analysis.
Of course, don't feel bad, it takes a learned individual to understand concepts of this nature, especially a concept that flirts so sensitively with the metaphysical.
If the young man were to compare the other man to someone generally perceived as negative, if he'd compared him to an infamous celebrity, or perhaps someone local to the group of people who is known as being less than savoury - there would be no magic.
The real genius here is the fact that we, and seemingly even the audience present, have no idea who this "Nathaniel B" is.
He is an enigma, a John Doe, a D.B Cooper.
So how would it be an insult? Well here's where it becomes Shakespearian.
It is obvious from the man's delivery and intellect - of course, he must be at the top level of literary scholars to think of a line like this on the spot - that he knows who Nathaniel B is.
Effectively with one line he is telling us he created this man, and he is the only one who can judge him, and assumedly his judgement is negative.
I've been almost unable to sleep since first hearing this line.
Person 1: Hold up, aint you Nathaniel B?
Person 2: what
Nathaniel king jr the 3rd was a gay ruling king from the middle eastern also known as plant nathan5
Nathaniel king jr the 3rd: I here make a new law where only this village is gay and if caught being straight will be sentenced to death
Someone: but I like girls
The worst comeback ever, NEVER use this in a rap battle.
"Hold up, Ain't you Nathaniel B"
*GET THE FUCK OUT*
(screams of absolute hate comes out).
A stereotypical beta cuck with an addiction to dating and fucking ugly or mid girls
bro Nathaniel Allen Paul Scaggs is such a cuck
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When you steal your Gran's glass eye and put it up your ass for an entire week
I almost finished Doing A Nathaniel, but my grandma smelt her glass eye all the way from iceland.