loch ness monster

An ugly woman (coined by groundskeeper Willie)

Ach! Back to the loch with YOU nessie!

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un-ergonomic-ness

1) To not be the very nature of ergonomic. The opposite of ergonomic.
2) A made up word by Digo Raccoon upon the discovery of those 8-bit nintendo controllers and how he used to play on those things and not get sore from them.

My hands are sore from the un-ergonomic-ness of those controllers.

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A Loch Ness Monster

A bowel movement so great in length that the end of the feces is protruding from the toilet water thus resembling the "Loch Ness Monster".

Some sick bastard left a Loch Ness Monster in the work bathroom.

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Poca-Hawt-ness

Related to "Pocahontas", as when portrayed by Q'Orianka Kilcher. Derived from the related term "hawt."

Garth: if you were a Native American girl, you'd be Poca-hawt-ness...
Wayne: She can't be Poca-Hawt-ness; Q'Orianka Kilcher already is.
Garth:party time! excellent!

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loch ness monster

40-foot-high girl-scout after my t'ree-fi'ty. Once captured by Mr. Burns to win back popularity.

Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the Loch Ness Monster?

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fucked-up-ness

verb. (fŭked-up'-nis)

Carelessness, foolishness, recklessness or stupidity.

ORIGIN: Fucked-up-ness is made up from the word "fuck ups"

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loch ness monster

A gargantuan turd of epic proportions that is long enough to actually stick out of the water like the head of the 'real' loch ness monster. (Must be a solitary log-type poop)

"Babe, call the news...i've spotted the loch ness monster swimming in our toilet..."

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