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new england special

(Noun). The warm, viscous ejaculate of cum produced by a male from the northeast region of the United States- a ‘clam chowder’ of the seminal nature.

“You know Robbie? That guy in our class from Boston? I heard he blew some New England Special on Amy’s face last!”

by cdawgfre$h December 5, 2019


New England Double Down

When you have a cold and buy both Ny-Quil and Day-Quil. You drink the Ny-Quil, sleep for ten hours, wake up and accidentally drink more Ny-Quil instead of Day-Quil.

I pulled a New England Double Down on Friday morning and didn't wake up again until Saturday night!

by RSE Thellin February 17, 2011


New England Clam Chowder

A finishing move where one pulls out, ejaculates on their partners cleavage and uses the ejaculate as lube to tit-fuck them. With proper timing you may experience a second orgasm.

I didn't want to get my boss pregnant, so I pulled out and hit her with the ol' New England Clam Chowder. Then I came again in her face!

by Stagnetti's Cock December 2, 2022


New England Dunkin’ Run

A siren’s call to specific action. A distant whisper song that one can hear on a typical fog mist morning drive, traveling through twisty and mangle-branched woods of New England— calling you to Dunkin for coffee.

It wasn’t a typical need for coffee this morning. I had the full experience of a New England Dunkin’ Run. I felt that intoxicating lure to the glowing Dunkin’ sign peaking through the grey and pulling us to the black nectar; an elixir of sweetness and cream, welcoming but disguising the sensual bitter bite of darkness. A potion that provides all New England life energy. We wait in single-file until finally we are able to procure the cure to Mondays; holding that power in our own hands. Our pulses quicken as we accept the gift despite the cost. Euphoria washes over us as we sip mana. Our senses become sharp. Our eyes and minds focus. We are on fire. We are wicked prepared and our work days begin.

by BeckyJean 603 August 5, 2022


New England Churro

When a man and a woman are very in love, they make love on a public poorly plowed road way. During that act, a man removes his cock from the woman, dips it in the granular road salt, then inserts his now salty, non lubed cock into the woman's ass.

I New England Churroed My Woman On That Snow Day

by 11DollarSteamyShitDick January 9, 2018


New England Rabbit Slap

When you decide to go S&M style with your partner, but if you cum before they let you then your punishment is being slapped in the face with a bag of hops.

Guy 1: My girl gave me a New England Rabbit Slap last night, I still have the bruises. I told her next time don't squeeze so tight.

by IRHMP August 28, 2016


New England taco

When, in the process of eating a clam chowder bread bowl, you fold the last bit of bread in half, making it look like a giant seafood taco.

Hey, that's a tasty lookin' New England taco you made there, Will.

by DrLongschlong April 23, 2021