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1. -noun. A night in which one gets so drunk, usually off Jack and Cokes, where one ends up blacking out, crying about nothing, and then eventually throwing up either on himself or the ground. The Maness night process usually happens sequentially, but rarely one of the three actions does not occur. (When thrown up on the ground, the person experiencing the Maness night usually falls into their own throw up and then refuses to be helped up, thus still laying in their own throw up.)
2. -noun. A night/day where one drinks an excessive amount of alcohol and doesn't know when to stop.
3. -noun. A night/day where one drinks enough to kill a small village in Central Africa.
1. Person one, "Wow, brother! What happened last night?" Person two, "I don't know, but Ralph sure had a Maness Night last night. We were at a party where he drank so much Jungle Juice he almost molested a girl and then threw up on the stoops of the apartment building! He continued to lay in his own vomit until picked up by three people." Person one, "That was a great night then!"
2. I believe tomorrow we should have a Maness Night.
3. We drank so much alcohol last night we should have been in comas. Last night was an awesome Maness night!
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first said by Karl Pilkington on the third episode of the Ricky Gervais show, it was said refering to the British tv show "im a celebrity get me out of here" when the comic genius's were talking about how one of the contestants had to eat a kangaroo penis, at this point karl said, on the show they are eating this stuff at 7 in the morning, and what im saying is i could eat a knob at night.
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1. A night where one drinks an insane amount of alcohol and will eventually pass out. Can be paired with Mega to make a Mega-McGarry night (for a night you will never remember and will probably end up in the hospital) or with Mini to make Mini-McGarry (for a night that you only get a little shit faced). Not to be used lightly.
Named for a certain Physics teacher who enjoys mean Manhattans and keeps a fridge in her room for "experiments" with ethanol. She also failed a Physics lab in college to go to happy hour.
1. Damn, it was a Mega-McGarry night last night. Shit man, what happened?
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One of the best movies ever. Two brothers, Doug and Steve Butabi, try to get into a new club called the Roxbury, and fail, until they meet someone who can get them in. Hiliarious, was a clip from Saturday Night Live, and they made it into a movie without Jim Carrey. Stars Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan.
Night at the roxbury is one of the funniest movies ever.
"I WAS LIKE EMILLIOOOOO!"
"YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR CAR, YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR KEYS BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY OUR DREAMS!"
"YEAH CAUSE WE'RE LIKE SLEEPING WHEN WE HAVE THEM!"
"sup sup sup sup sup"
"STEVE"
"I'm sorry it's hottie overload in here."
"Take it slow."
"OK 1,2,3, Sup? 234 Sup?"
"BOOOOOOOP BOUPPPPP BOOOOP BOUUUPPPP."
"what are you doing?"
"that's an ambulence, coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart"
"is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pantssssaaahh!"
"STOP PLAYING WITH TOYS"
"IT'S NOT A TOY IT'S A CLUB WITH A JUNGLE THEME!"
"YOU'RE A JUNGLE THEME!!!!!"
"Dewy, did you just grab my ass?"
"Sir from where I'm standing, it's a physical impossibility"
"I know your tricks Dewy"
"ROXBURY, ROXBURY ROX- Hey whats up, you from outta town? you wanna little bit of this? HOW ABOUT SUMMA THAT!?"
"I'm sorry, I have trouble hearing things so low to the ground!"
"stop it, you're mad cowing on me. think puppies, and candy canes."
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(Not referring to the movie) Adult/GED Classes that are held in the evening for people who can't attend during the day due to being a parent, working or high school (if you're 18 and attending both).
People who attend to Night School (or Adult School in general) are either getting their life together by catching up on their high school credits or who immigrated to this country to be successful, learn English, and get their diploma (or GED) in order to get a good job (or head to Community College/University if they choose to) so it's the best available option if you didn't finish high school and want to get your Diploma or you can get your GED.
A pickle that is to be consumed at night time. The later in the night, the better.
It is said that a 3am Night Pickle is one of the best night pickles.
Do any of you ever have a night pickle? A night pickle? Do any of you - Do you ever have a night pickle? *cronch*
"There is nothing quite like a night pickle."
"I just ate half a jar of night pickles... I don't feel so good, but it was totally worth it."
"The Devil himself gave me a night pickle. It was great"
"There is nothing better than opening up your fridge late at night and seeing pickles. That crunch is like no other when you're hungry at night."
The act of urinating in bushes after dark. The phrase is attributable to the R.E.M. song of the same name, written after the band was driving in a van after a show in the early 1980's and directed the van's driver, drummer Bill Berry, to pull to the side of the road so that the other band members could engage in some "night gardening" on the roadside bushes.
The cops gave him a ticket because he was caught gardening at night over off Broad Street.