please waiting

The act of waiting while something instructs you to "please wait".

I spent ages please waiting for the installer to run, then it crashed!

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bitch please

expression used when a douche bag says something untrue, unacceptable, or just plain stupid.

"are your titties real?"
"bitch please!"

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Bitch please

A phrase used to begin sentences, usually by divas. Implies disagreement to the previous sentence.

Bobbi : I can ride camels with two humps.
Shequila : Bitch please, you can't even handle one hump.

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niggah please

Response to someone that is obviously lying to you.

"Oh so you were actually working late last night and not fucking that ho, right, niggah please!"

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Nigga please

A phrase now most commonly used by white people in an attempt to sound ghetto.

Chaz: "Cheerio Pip! Tis' a fine morning dear chap!"
Pip: "Nigga please."
Chaz: "You are so white."
Pip: "I think that black dude across the street heard me, run for your life!"

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nigga please

A brand of cereal primarily consumed by African American families who are very suspicious of the term. Also can be called nigga, please.

1. SEE: SNL
2. Children: 'More Nigga Please PLEASE!'
3. Joe: 'What's for breakfast?'
Sarah: 'Nigga PLEASE...'
Joe: 'You don't gotta get mad I'm just asking what is for breakfast'
Sara: (Points at box) 'Nigga Please!' (In a nice voice)

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Please stop

bless you but for coughing

Person 1: *coughs*
Person 2: Please stop.
Person 1: Thanks!

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