When a bitch leaves you on seen, you keep on harassing her until she finally gives in.
Trey: "Man, Stacey left me on seen. What should I do?"
Tristan: "If first you don't succeed, try, try again."
HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!
A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) ðŸ˜"
Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
I know I say "It begins and ends with THIS" a lot...
Hym "But on some level you have to know that THAT is what this is, right? You don't want YOU to look bad... YOU KNOW... That based on the things I've said I don't give a shit about looking bad... But this does that to YOU... So YOU need to sabotage this... You need to reframe what is happening... You need to lie... Because if suceed... Then maybe these fuck-ass YouTubers really aren't shit... Maybe they suck ass and balls... Why would progressive online media... Shield conservatives they consider fascists... From the reputational damage I would inflict upon them? Why would they defend these people with their silence? If it because they're liars? They're lying? They don't actually care about the things they claim to care about? That it's like WWE for them? They're... Pretending? That has to be strange as a viewer and a fan right? As a matter of perspective, you are watching them pull robs off the rib-pig along side your influencer and you both claimed that if you lost it would be the last time you have the chance. Now Trump is going to implement policy to get rid of DEI and Trans shit and who's fault is it that that is happening to you? I mean, he only had 51% of the vote. It wouldn't have taken much to turn the tides... So... Did they alienate somebody? Did you need like 1% of the people to vote for you? Did you need a way to tarnish the credibility of the conservatives? Did you HAVE a way of doing that? Why didn't you do it?"
An argument people in MMORPGs often use to combat critisism (even if intended as kind advice) from other players. While usually associated with Final Fantasy 14 players, it can be seen, albiet less often, with other MMOs due it being able to be used as a general term.
Person 1: Try moving out of the AOE next time. Don't worry about interrupting your casting!
Person 2: Excuse me? You don't pay my sub!
Person 3: *Sarcastic tone* I can give you a subway gift card! *Rimshot*
Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!
seriously, if you don't get it just don't laugh.
Josh: "*says the worst joke ever*"
Audience: "HAHAAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGGAYHAHAHHAGAGAHGAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHA... what"
Josh: ":( if you don't get the reference, just don't laugh..."
EJ: "HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHHAHAAAAAAA"
NOT TRUE MEGYN KELLY! ONE MAN CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY! AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I! AM!! HYM!!!
Hym "Oh Meg.... It isn't that you don't matter. And I can't not talk to my stalker. My stalker is literally everyone I interact with."