fruit loops

crazy people. you know, the ones that stand on street corners wearing foil round their heads jabbering on that the government is intercepting their thoughts.

'thats the third time today that someone has thrown a cat at me. are the fruit loops on day release fromn the funny farm or something?'

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fruit ride

it’s a way of life…

fruit ride isn’t a thing it just IS

liana: i want to get a free ride in the ambulance

jenna: what’s a fruit ride??

liana: i said free ride….

jenna: FRUIT RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fruit OCD

When people are extremely judgmental of fruits and their appearances. They do not like imperfections of this fruit, and prefer smooth fruit, even when the fruit they are talking about is not naturally smooth.

Sarah: I can't STAND kiwi fur!
Me: But you don't even eat the fur...
Sarah: But it's still there !!!

Sarah: I can't stand peach fuzz either.
Sarah: And those seeds on the outside of strawberries...
Me: ....You have Fruit OCD.

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Fruit Pimp

To Pimp Fruit, vegetables and herbs. Harvest at their prime and sell for maximum profitability

I'll pimp your fruit because I'm a Fruit Pimp

Fruit Threat

A Fruit Threat is a type of threat to threaten someone with violence with the usage of fruits

A Fruit Threat

Shut up or i’ll shove a pineapple in your throat

Fruits of Sally

1. This describes the process of a flattulence attempt, the result is a ball of hard fecal matter forcefully excreted from the anus, into your Lane Bryants... this will smell horrible. It is named this for it can only be performed by an overweight woman named Sally.

Wow, the fruits of Sally were fuckin GREAT, I lost my lunch, but it was great!

fruit hockey

A game played between male friends. Players take their dicks and wack them at their opponents balls.

Ashton, quick trying to play fruit hockey with me, this is why I bought you a dildo!