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Something you will never have.
"Father, I have gotten my girlfriend pregnant. What should I do? She wants to keep it."
"Son, it's time I teach you about condoms. I never taught you, seeing as I believed your face would be enough protection."
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Me: I want a girl
Girlfriend: ur mine u sexy bitch ha no imma true and pure liar
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A human manifestation of an STD as other girls stay away from you because you have one.
Girl: "You're cute, do you have a girlfriend?"
Boy: "Yeah I do but..."
Girl: "Boy bye!"
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A person of the female gender of whom which you'd like to have sex with repeatedly and frequently, and tag along with during social hours.
Tom: Brad look, it's Emily!
Brad: Yea...
Tom: I hit that three times this week and we went to the movies twice!
Brad: Dude, that's your girlfriend now
Tom: OH NOOOO!!
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A mythical creature many have, but you don't.
He has a fkin girlfriend?
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Something you will never have.
Man I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Something that you will never ever EVER get.
I have a girlfriend and you don´t
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