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No videos = shut the fuck up. A phrase normally seen in the comments section of Youtube videos, particularly guitar or bass demonstrations. To reply to haters claiming they're better, but have no evidence to prove this on their Youtube channels.
Hater: i cud prbably play dat wid ma cok lozer u suk dik.
Guitarist: No videos = stfu.
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A DVD rental store that's as ancient as Madonna's boobs.
Stan: You should try to get it on that ancient civilization show so people can see how cultures used to live."
Randy: Oh ha ha ha ha, I get it. Blockbuster Video is so out of date it's ancient, hahaha Sharon, I get it.
Sharon: I didn't say anything.
Randy: You were thinking it! But you're wrong! The average person still wants to rent movies they can hold in their hands! We're gonna have customers up our ass, Sharon. Up! Our! Ass!
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Me: jesus shit! none of these songs are good. they're all produced by record companies who focus on making the music videos flashy over the audio content.
Guy: that's not true! ...yes it is...
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1. The only video you have the intention of watching when you get on YouTube at any given time. Which then turns into three lost hours you'll never get back.
2. When you have a really great YouTube video to show someone and you make them watch it. Then they suggest one. Which reminds you of one your friend showed you. Three hours later, you're still on YouTube. All because of that first gateway video.
Dude, where have you been?
Sorry, bro. I was on YouTube for like three hours. I clicked on a link and it was a total gateway video. I couldn't stop.
the side affects of sitting around and playing video games for far too long like legs falling asleep hunger constipation and and overall grungey looking
im suffering from some mad video-betes right nowi can barely feel my legs
A T.V. videographer. Named so by press still photographers for their willingness to take creative liberties with journalism, i.e. having people do things and act a certain way just for the camera. The results of their actions are not journalism, just acting performed for free by unknowing subjects under the pretense of news.
I was standing with the other photojournalists at the political rally taking photos of people acting naturally, and then the video monkeys had to come in, egg on the crowd, and have them fake-cheer for the camera.
A video posted on Facebook where the poster "confesses" things about many people. These confessions are usually descriptions in the end and are extremely long and boring.
A Typical Confession Video...
Girl A: ------ your really nice and stuff...
Girl B: yeah...
5 hours later:
Girl A: Your nice as well...