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The sensation experienced after ordering something, and immediately regretting doing so.
‘I ordered the fish, but I was immediately struck with postorder-regret, because I knew I should have chosen the duck.’
When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.
Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.
The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.
Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.
As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.
The point of no return. Casually idling through life. Seamlessly not giving a shit
Honey.. Can you pass the liquid regret?
When someone, usually an idiot, chooses to say psyche after something that would probably in retrospect earn them props.
This is usually followed by the idiot saying awww or damn it.
Guy: Guess who got laid last night? I did!!
Friends: Really?
Guy: Psyche!! Haha
(silence)
Did i do it wrong?
Friend: Psyche regret much?
The feeling one gets after adding entirely too much hot sauce to ones food
Joe: whats wrong Bill?
Bill: this sri racha just gave me a bad case of the 5-Alarm regret.
That bad feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you realize you posted something you shouldn't have on your blog or other social media where everyone can see it.
I got fired for ranting about my boss on facebook. Boy do I have digital regret!