gay in your face

verb meaning when a man pulls another mans face towards his crotch (wearing clothes) whilst shouting GAY repeatedly

hey blythe GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
what was that
oh yknow just GAY IN YOUR FACE

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smoke your face

to epically pwn/own somebody
or in literal form to rips somebody's face off and literaly smoke it

i just smoked your face in ping pong
that girl is so viscous she'll smoke your face

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Piss On Your Face

Response when Dan's mom asked how she could improve her looks.

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Hiroshima on your face

The worst possible thing that could befall a face.

man 1: I think I'm going to laugh in that rapper's face.

man 2:I wouldn't, unless you enjoy getting Hiroshima on your face.

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eat your face

1. Expression used by an individual in regard to another individual (at a distance), when said second individual looks as though they cannot contain their anger in regard to something someone in their vicinity has done to them.

2. Expression used by an individual when said individual cannot contain their anger in regard to something someone has done to them, when speaking to the offender.

EXAMPLE ONE
1st "Dude, what the hell did you do to her?"
2nd "Why? What's wrong?"
1st "She looks like she's going to eat your face, man."

EXAMPLE TWO
"Dude, why in God's name did you hook up with my girlfriend?! I'm so pissed off I could eat your face right now."

Recently heard on "Scrubs"

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Kids on your face

When a guy cums on your face

The girl is giving a guya blow job, then he cums all over your face: kids on your face

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reboot your face

to shave off a beard that one has had for a very long time, surprising family, friends, and co-workers

Vicki: "Did you reboot your face or something?"

You: "I shaved off the beard two days ago. You just noticed?"

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