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Grade A choker. Usually performs very well up until the time it counts, usually in a high stakes event such as a wrestling match to go to state. Can count on them until it really matters, and usually is illiterate.
Jeez, Hild really pulled a Nolan Throne this year in the state finals! He did last year, too. And the year before..
The official start of the major disease that spread across the world, Nolanitis. This disease is unknown to many but it is starting to make headlines. This person is currently under strict quarantine currently. This mysterious person apparently started the disease by allowing extreme amounts of blue fluorescent light to go from a Nintendo switch into her eyeballs. Information about this person is that she identifies herself as a woman. She is 3 foot 5 ( not sure) with black hair and blue eyes. If you see any person named Nolan Riley please alert immediately
squilliamg1232hotmail.com
If you upvote this or nolanitis you will get protection from this disease
be sure to check out cole pufferfish. ( related to this subject)
Squilliam: gasp
Tyler: that Nolan Riley
*they immediately suffer prolonged severe itching between the upper thighs*
This is a stupid mother fucker who dates a lesbian.
Nolan is a gay prick who likes getting sexual acts from his friends, mostly Vincent because he ALWAYS EMERGENCY get sick sexual with his friends and when he does his best victim is Nolan because he is a little fucking stick of ONLY 109lbs
Nolan idiot is so gay because he likes dick
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An enraged tiny being capable of loud shouting when approached with logic.
"Oh yeah, Dara Nolan pelted the ball at the mans car but failed to see how it was his fault."
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Lead vocalist and songwriter of American indie-emo band Straylight Run. Long Island origin. Formerly guitarist/back-up vocals for Taking Back Sunday. Known for his friendship with Brand New frontman Jesse Lacey -- which introduced two songs about said best friend. "Your Name Here", which is a straight-up love song, and "There's No 'I' in Team", a response song to the angry "Seventy Times Seven" from when John Nolan slept with Jesse's girlfriend.
Straylight Run, the self-titled full length CD was released subsequent to his departure from Taking Back Sunday (he left with bassist Shaun Cooper). The band has gone on to release more since then, and is still active.
John Nolan is a <a href="http://i34.tinypic.com/2rfsbbm.jpg">little bit of a faggot</a>.
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1. A joke that completely kills a chain of building jokes, rendering the comedic banter obsolete.
2. A joke that is so far out of left field, that it causes all participants to question their friendships and ultimate self worth.
Dude, that Nolan Joke was definitely the reason that all of the ladies decided to make other plans.
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