Ugly sure

The opposite of pretty sure. 49% and below sure. To lean on the side of not knowing shit.

That a last person to write a definition was so ugly sure of its meaning, they were on the cusp of not knowing shit.

I am ugly sure that Kristen loves me anymore, so I will make her cupcakes just to stay on her good side.

uhh sure?

when someone asks a weird request and ur sus bout it

stranger: can you send me a picture of you with the thumbs up?

you: uhh sure?

sure you will

very sarcastic - means 'i don't really want to know but your going to tell me anyway'

sure you will tell me, you wouldn't not

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99.9...% Sure

Sometimes people, when expressing how certain they are of something, say they are 99% sure of something. Oftentimes, however, they choose to add validity to their statement by adding 9s behind the decimal place, thinking that will prove their words to be truth beyond belief. We can create a scale of how sure a person actually is based upon the numbers of 9s behind the decimal in their percentage:

99.9% sure: 99.9% is absolutely rock-solid; a person who says they are 99.9% sure of something is presenting insight with undoubtable knowledge of the topic. This information can be counted on.

99.99% sure: 99.99% is still measurably accurate. Usually, 99.99% is reserved for situations in which there still remains room for unexpected events. This information can still be counted on, but watch out.

99.999% sure: 99.999% represents the beginning of a slippery slope of doubt. 99.999% generally is used for opinions or statements that cannot be backed with empirical evidence. Most people who frequently express political beliefs will say they are 99.999% sure of something. Be careful before believing someone who is 99.999% of something.

99.9999% sure: At this point, we cannot be completely sure of how positive someone is of something. If a person says they are 99.9999% sure of something, it is basically a 50/50 situation.

99.99999% sure: If a person says they are 99.99999% sure of something, they genuinely have no fucking clue what they are talking about.

99.9...% Sure:

Connor: I am 99.9% sure that the sun will rise tomorrow.

Daniel: I am 99.99% sure that the next Battlefield game will be kickass.

Evan: I am 99.999% sure that Dirk is a homosexual.

Dirk: I am 99.9999% sure that Evan has been raped in the shower.

Johnny: I am 99.99999% positive that Socialism will prevail.

Rebecca: I am 99.999999% certain that I was a cow yesterday and will be again tomorrow.

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Sure fuck

Another term for cologne, describing its desired effect.

"There'll be loads of ladies around tonight. Better put some sure fuck on."

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cock sure

damn right positive not wrong Certainly knowing and believing; confident beyond doubt;implicity trusting; unquestioning; positive;American slang.

Boy are you cock sure of that?

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Are you sure?

A phrase used to make fun of a person for saying something completely obvious.

Person 1: *drops her purse and already leans to pick it up*
Person 2: you dropped your purse.
Person 1: Are you sure?

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